

Person1: Yum *Cuts cake* Cake: AHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I HAVE A WIFE AND A FAMILY Person1: NOOOOO :O Cake: THIS IS TERRIBLE Person1: WHAT HAVE I DONE! Dx Cake: AHHH TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEMĬhildren: Noooooo! daddy! Cake: AHHH *falls off table* Children: NOOOO Person1: NOOOOO! Cake: *dies* Person1: DIE POTATO Potato: NUUUUUUUUUUU Person1: *squish* Women: Somebody help me im being robbed! Superhero: ILL SAVE YOU! Tree power activate *Turns into tree* Person1: Hey mean Person2: *PUNCHES* Person1: HEY MAN WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU? Person1: LEVEL UP Person1: Hey hey guy smell my flower Person2: *smells flower* Hmm Person1: *Dinosaur monster thing comes out of t-shirt* :D Person2: :D


Person1: HELLO PARKING METER Parking meter: Hello Person1: D: Person1: You gotta help me man my tie is evil and its gonna kill me-e-e-e! :( person2: o.o *backs away slowly* Kid: Hehehehhe Dad: Got your nose! Police: LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE *SHOOTS GUN*
